Jessica Cutler Online

From my Inbox

2008-07-03T18:47:19Z

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/06/30/lah.white.cafe.cnn

You could've come up w/ this a long time ago. Isn't this your life anyway?

Answer: I love that people think this.

Look like a walking erotic cake

2008-05-19T23:45:27Z

Nichelle emailed me the link to KanDi Swim. So cute right! I'm getting this one with jimmies all over the tits. Jimmies, I said.

"Why are lunatics such a rich source of fashion inspiration?"

2008-05-15T18:19:12Z

Simon Doonan explains.

New favorite store

2008-05-15T18:05:35Z

Mr. Pink sells those cute little aluminum Xmas trees that I like and glassware with cocker spaniel motifs.

Insert copyrighted Far Side cartoon here

2008-05-13T16:40:35Z

From LA Times:
"There is no federal law mandating special programs for gifted children, though many educators argue that these students -- whose curiosity and creativity often coexist with emotional and social problems -- deserve the same status as those with special needs."

I totally agree. And I want my disability benefits now!

Latest addition to my swimwear wardrobe

2008-05-12T00:29:10Z

I have a lot of bikinis. I just ordered this one from Voom by Joy Han. Goofy tan lines could be a problem.

I am allowed to ditch anyone who takes me to a restaurant that does not serve alcohol.

2008-05-09T18:15:18Z

For the record

For all you do...

2008-05-08T17:05:11Z

Fan mail

New hobby

2008-05-01T17:46:09Z

Provoking people (by doing nothing, actually) into writing me dick emails for the sole purpose of sending them to Worst Email Ever. More tk, surely.

I'd rather have rings tossed at me

2008-04-29T03:34:03Z

How not to be a talking head on the E! Channel:

Ask to be paid.

Bachelor parties past

2008-04-26T01:48:09Z

Reminiscing, a friend mentioned these two words: ring toss

I dearly hope those ladies were/are well-paid.

Biff was there

2008-04-26T00:52:14Z

In the room with the fam, not at Ground Zero with the Pope.

Where's Benedict?

2008-04-26T00:46:44Z

The view from the fam's hotel suite last weekend. The Pope was somewhere down there. (Which is not why they were in town visiting, lest you get the wrong idea about my family.)

"i hate blogs because they make you think about people you hate, that you would otherwise never think about"

2008-04-17T17:03:52Z

—Josh (on AIM)

Message Cookie: "Party Time"

2008-04-15T20:45:34Z

At the grocery store in Syracuse last week. (We didn't buy one.)