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Nichelle emailed me the link to KanDi Swim. So cute right! I'm getting this one with jimmies all over the tits. Jimmies, I said.

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Simon Doonan explains.

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Mr. Pink sells those cute little aluminum Xmas trees that I like and glassware with cocker spaniel motifs.

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From LA Times:
"There is no federal law mandating special programs for gifted children, though many educators argue that these students -- whose curiosity and creativity often coexist with emotional and social problems -- deserve the same status as those with special needs."

I totally agree. And I want my disability benefits now!

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I have a lot of bikinis. I just ordered this one from Voom by Joy Han. Goofy tan lines could be a problem.

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For the record

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Fan mail

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Provoking people (by doing nothing, actually) into writing me dick emails for the sole purpose of sending them to Worst Email Ever. More tk, surely.

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