I'd rather have rings tossed at me
How not to be a talking head on the E! Channel:
Ask to be paid.
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April 28, 2008
April 25, 2008
Bachelor parties past
Reminiscing, a friend mentioned these two words: ring toss
I dearly hope those ladies were/are well-paid.
Biff was there
In the room with the fam, not at Ground Zero with the Pope.
Where's Benedict?
The view from the fam's hotel suite last weekend. The Pope was somewhere down there. (Which is not why they were in town visiting, lest you get the wrong idea about my family.)
April 17, 2008
"i hate blogs because they make you think about people you hate, that you would otherwise never think about"
—Josh (on AIM)
April 15, 2008
Message Cookie: "Party Time"
At the grocery store in Syracuse last week. (We didn't buy one.)
Instead of writing about my own sex life, I'll link to hers
Washingtonienne WordPress blog
(Not me, a new one!)
P.S.
Remember to donate to RAINN and type "GBBMC2008" and "Jessica Cutler" in the info box!
Trading fake gold futures and commodity certificates
April 07, 2008
Miami Syndrome
I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss my gym.
I already emailed this to everyone, but here it is again anyway
"10 Things I Hate About Commandments"
Sex blogging is ok if you do it for charity
Now that I can do it for a good cause, I don't want to hear that I'm trying to embarrass anyone or get a book deal. That so isn't what sex blogging is about! For me, it's about writing realistically about sex so that people can take it in stride and not be all "Oooh, look what this slut is doing!" I may have failed at this objective, but it's nice to know that others are doing it despite hostility towards sex writers, threats of lawsuits and so forth. I haven't written about sex in years, mostly because I'm not good at it, but watch this space in the coming weeks.
And don't forget to donate to RAINN and type "GBBMC2008" and "Jessica Cutler" in the info box!
April 05, 2008
Creepy graveyard shit, part 1
Plastic lamb (?)
"Entry-level, low-stress, 9-to-5" jobs
I'm not sure these exist, but my therapist thinks they do and that they are somehow therapeutic. And I doubt he meant 9 pm to 5 am, so if you're thinking about emailing me with suggestions, keep it clean.
April 04, 2008
NSFW (fat kids)
April 01, 2008
"My Face on Her Body" Photoshop Contest
Like those Worth1000 Photoshop contests, but without a prize. (Except maybe more lulz?) Surely, your efforts will be more convincing than those published in the NY Post last week. Email them to me and I'll post them here. Go ahead, do your worst.
(BTW, this is the first blogging-for-charity entry I'm posting on behalf of RAINN, the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network. Please donate here and remember to type "GBBMC2008" and "Jessica Cutler" in the info box. I hope we can make a difference!)