Jessica Cutler's Upstate Update
Bought these $1 buildings at Target yesterday. No idea what to do with them. (I never said that this would be interesting.)
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August 30, 2007
August 29, 2007
The wardrobe time bomb
Labor Day is only five days away and I have six Lilly dresses that I have not worn this summer.
Leona Helmsley, I salute you
I think it's cute how Leona left her dog all that money. Anyone who disagrees with her decision clearly does not understand dog love. These people are probably big Michael Vick fans, too.
(I wish I could do the same for Biff, but alas, I am being sued into bankruptcy by someone who would like to see my poor dog starve to death.)
How party people sign off
Dance dance,
Alex
Am signing all of my correspondence like this from now on, excluding the "Alex."
August 28, 2007
Is it too crazy to have a vanity in every room?
I think not.
For the living room
For the dining room
(Both from pbteen.com)
Reminder and date change (Updated)
Am reading at BEST OF In The Flesh on Thursday, September 20th. Details here.
Not sure what I'm reading yet, but I'll be there doing something.
Update:
Rachel says it was a "mob scene" last time I read. That night was a blur to me, but I heard I was awesome.
I know where your hands have been
Even worse than this is when strippers try to shake your hand in the club. No, you may not.
August 25, 2007
Worse than Tubgirl (Debatable and Updated)
Update:
If you were grossed out by that link, maybe you shouldn't have clicked on it.
August 24, 2007
Linky
A joke? Perhaps.
From that dumb book Girls Gone Mild:
Witness Jessica Cutler, twenty-seven, a former aide on Capitol Hill who detailed her multiple Beltway conquests online, including flings with married men. The Washington Post praised her for being "free of romantic illusions" and an "American über-individualist," yet her own perspective on herself was somewhat less stellar: "It probably is just a huge defense mechanism, dating several men," she admitted. "Because you are, like, if it doesn't go well with this guy, there's always the others. . . . All your relationships are kind of half-assed." A year later, Jessica told New York magazine that she was secretly hoping one of her "psycho" lovers would kill her, because "what a relief that would be." A joke? Perhaps. But it takes a certain degree of self-loathing to joke about such things.
BTW, basing your identity on the things you don't do is a total waste of life.
Jessica Cutler's Upstate Update
Tonight is the Poison/Ratt concert at the NY State Fair here in Syracuse. Yes, I will take pictures.
August 14, 2007
Proof that God looks after drunks
Q. What idiot loses her iPhone twice in one day?
A. The same lucky bia who got it back BOTH times because
1. the people who found it were cool
2. my phone was passcode-protected so no one else could use it
(Props to the Waldorf-Astoria Lost & Found and the nice Midwestern guy who rode in the cab after me.)
August 09, 2007
The most awesome thing I have ever seen
August 08, 2007
So cute right! (Updated)
Tiny Miss Piggy cameos! I bought one today on eBay so my dear friend Philippe can make a necklace for me. BTW, Philippe, you're making a necklace for me.
Update:
Instead of one, the seller sent me ten of these! Guess what everyone is getting for Xmas this year?
August 06, 2007
The Quotable Miss Piggy
"Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs."
August 03, 2007
How do I not already own this?
This weekend, my goal in life is to acquire and read this book. For who am I if not a brunette Miss Piggy?
Music from when I was an earnest teenager
(Some people never grow out of that phase.)
120 Minutes by way of Oh, Manchester, So Much To Answer For
Trying to describe an SNL skit to someone who hasn't seen it (Updated)
Please watch this now so I can stop trying to do all the voices.
Update:
Best dog name ever (t/y Jim)
Horrifying text message of the day
you know who you are? jules from st elmos fire